You walked into my office around seven with that look — the look of a person holding a free evening and no idea what to do with it. Happens to the best of them. The fridge is a suspect, the couch has an alibi, and your group chat went quiet an hour ago.
Here is the deal: answer seven questions about your mood, honestly, and I hand you one clean verdict on how tonight goes down. No second-guessing, no appeals. You came here because deciding is hard. Lucky for you, deciding is my whole racket.
1/7
First things first: how much fuel is left in the tank right now?
2/7
Your phone buzzes. Best-case scenario, who or what is it?
3/7
Which small crime against productivity sounds most appealing?
4/7
Be straight with me — when did you last leave the building?
5/7
There is a name you keep meaning to text back. What is the holdup?
6/7
Pick the smell that would fix your entire evening.
7/7
Last question. Tomorrow morning, what do you want to say happened tonight?
