Memory keeps a strange filing system. It stores a commercial jingle from 2009 in triplicate, yet shreds the name of the person you met four minutes ago, along with any record of where the car is parked. Nobody fully controls which drawer things land in.
These seven questions are pure self-report, so honesty is the entire game. Grade yourself on names, errands, birthdays, and passwords, then claim your spot on the scale between goldfish and elephant. Fair warning: even the goldfish tier comes with perks the elephants quietly envy.
1/7
Someone introduces themselves at a party. How long does the name survive?
2/7
You march into the kitchen with clear purpose. What happens next?
3/7
Grocery run, no list, eight items. How many make it home?
4/7
Big mall, long visit. Where did you park?
5/7
How do the birthdays of people you love get remembered?
6/7
A friend retells a story from your shared trip five years ago. You…
