History misfiled you. It happens more often than the archives admit: perfectly reasonable people get issued to the wrong decade and spend their days wandering the present with instincts calibrated for a different soundtrack, a different wardrobe, and a different sort of Friday night altogether.
The evidence hides in small preferences — what you wear when nobody is grading you, which extinct technology you privately mourn, how you behave around a camera. Seven questions from now, this quiz will file you where you always belonged, somewhere between the seventies and the twenty-tens. Reassignment is affectionate and, regrettably, permanent.
1/7
Music first: what actually moves you?
2/7
What are you wearing when comfort is the only judge?
3/7
Describe the dream Friday night, budget unlimited.
4/7
Which extinct technology would you resurrect first?
5/7
There's a camera at the gathering. Where do you stand on photos?
6/7
Pick a weekend hobby from the pile.
7/7
To close: the phone in your pocket — friend or parasite?
